I would like to order a book, but I didn't know that it is so heavy

bookstore bitch:can I help you?
me:yes I would like to have the indie travel guide...
bsb: in the Haaa could you oh man sorry
me: yea of course IND....
bsb:sorry IDI?
me:noooooooo
bsb: ok I have INDIE is it about india?
me: indie means independense
bsb: oooooh hmm questionmark...ok TREWEL GID,right?
me:can I just write it?
bsb:yes if you can!
me: I CAN!

OMG and thats the true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I hate this town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!